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Zombi 2 (1979)
23rd February
Need I say more than: Shark versus Zombie?
- Zombie Speed: Shambling
- Zombie Catalyst: Voodoo
- Zombie Contagion: Death
- Zombie IQ: Brainless
- Protagonists: A reporter and a daughter seeking her father
- Apocalypse Vibe: It’s the beginning of the end, but it’s a mediocre one
- Behaviour of female survivors: Holding dear to the ideals of pre-feminism, the lovely ladies stand there and take it when the zombies come for lunch.
Lol-worthy peril and unconvincing atmosphere abound but Zombi 2 redeems itself via the means of boobies, epic shark-zombie action, boobies, gruesome make-up, boobies and a compelling, horrifyingly lengthy scene that couples an eyeball with a sharp piece of wood.
Verdict: Pretty good
